Art of Starving

A Happy Thought

March 17, 2007 · Leave a Comment

We are ALL winners!!!!

Game show experts say the odds of that happening are 125 million to one.

Video here.

It was the first time in 23 years three people ever tied.

Cool…

Meanwhile.

Categories: Television

San Francisco Or Los Angeles

March 17, 2007 · 1 Comment

I’m heading north to visit San Francisco for a night and thought I’d come up with a bunch of totally usless and irrelevant analogies.

Here we go:

San Francisco is jazz.

LA is hip hop.

Another completely meaningless comparison…

San Francisco is a heart.

LA is a penis.

And.

San Francsico is like a nice glass of wine over an expensive meal.

LA is like a beer on the boardwalk watching the sunset.

Moving on to more senseless utterances, the likes of which…

San Francisco is to Los Angeles, like the moon is to the earth.

San Francisco is a guitar riff, LA is a bass line.

If Los Angeles were a piece of fruit, San Francisco would be a leaf.

San Francisco is your soulmate, Los Angeles is a cheap one-night stand.

Or.

Los Angeles is your soulmate, San Francisco a cheap one-night stand.

You see: absolute nonsense comes into my brain and I create a false anology out of it.

San Francisco is a jihad, Los Angeles is holy war.

Los Angeles is a blog. San Francisco is a novel.

Feel free to add your own

Categories: Random